Tiered Folk Art Shelf
Killer ziggurat (sorta) shaped folk art shelf. I am an absolute sucker for shelves and stands. Everything looks better on a shelf or a stand. Take your dog out for a walk and when she poops, if it’s on a shelf or a stand it’s majestic AF. Also how’d she do that, impressive as hell, wow. Did you teach her that? Like every walk for 3 years you bring a stand or shelf and every time she shits, you throw that under her butt and then give her a treat? Wow, dedication. I’m no longer impressed by the dog, I’m impressed by your efforts to make this thing happen. Let’s get you into government ASAP. No doubt, Ms Scruffer is killing it too, and she deserves all the belly rubs, but this meaningless goal that you sat with for 3 years, wow. Long con. And who wins? What did we gain from this? Really impressive but to what end, weirdo? Think about all you could have accomplished over 3 years with that level of effort and dedication. You probably could have cured something, or like eliminated crypto. But instead you made your dog shit on a shelf. Fucking weird. But we’ll let you have your little win, it seems like you need it. You could have literally constructed a ziggurat in that time. Good call back, right? So this little shelf, what a champion. No Ms Scruffer but who is? Totally homemade, crazy shape. Nails are all over the fucking place, but presents rather elegantly despite the haphazard construction. I don’t know my woods (that’s what she said) but this one is pretty. Tensile strength is not guaranteed at all so display at your own risk. I had a small taxidermy bird sitting on this for several years and both seemed quite happy, as if they had just shit on command for their person, which we all know is the greatest feeling.
9.5"x4"x5"
Killer ziggurat (sorta) shaped folk art shelf. I am an absolute sucker for shelves and stands. Everything looks better on a shelf or a stand. Take your dog out for a walk and when she poops, if it’s on a shelf or a stand it’s majestic AF. Also how’d she do that, impressive as hell, wow. Did you teach her that? Like every walk for 3 years you bring a stand or shelf and every time she shits, you throw that under her butt and then give her a treat? Wow, dedication. I’m no longer impressed by the dog, I’m impressed by your efforts to make this thing happen. Let’s get you into government ASAP. No doubt, Ms Scruffer is killing it too, and she deserves all the belly rubs, but this meaningless goal that you sat with for 3 years, wow. Long con. And who wins? What did we gain from this? Really impressive but to what end, weirdo? Think about all you could have accomplished over 3 years with that level of effort and dedication. You probably could have cured something, or like eliminated crypto. But instead you made your dog shit on a shelf. Fucking weird. But we’ll let you have your little win, it seems like you need it. You could have literally constructed a ziggurat in that time. Good call back, right? So this little shelf, what a champion. No Ms Scruffer but who is? Totally homemade, crazy shape. Nails are all over the fucking place, but presents rather elegantly despite the haphazard construction. I don’t know my woods (that’s what she said) but this one is pretty. Tensile strength is not guaranteed at all so display at your own risk. I had a small taxidermy bird sitting on this for several years and both seemed quite happy, as if they had just shit on command for their person, which we all know is the greatest feeling.
9.5"x4"x5"
Killer ziggurat (sorta) shaped folk art shelf. I am an absolute sucker for shelves and stands. Everything looks better on a shelf or a stand. Take your dog out for a walk and when she poops, if it’s on a shelf or a stand it’s majestic AF. Also how’d she do that, impressive as hell, wow. Did you teach her that? Like every walk for 3 years you bring a stand or shelf and every time she shits, you throw that under her butt and then give her a treat? Wow, dedication. I’m no longer impressed by the dog, I’m impressed by your efforts to make this thing happen. Let’s get you into government ASAP. No doubt, Ms Scruffer is killing it too, and she deserves all the belly rubs, but this meaningless goal that you sat with for 3 years, wow. Long con. And who wins? What did we gain from this? Really impressive but to what end, weirdo? Think about all you could have accomplished over 3 years with that level of effort and dedication. You probably could have cured something, or like eliminated crypto. But instead you made your dog shit on a shelf. Fucking weird. But we’ll let you have your little win, it seems like you need it. You could have literally constructed a ziggurat in that time. Good call back, right? So this little shelf, what a champion. No Ms Scruffer but who is? Totally homemade, crazy shape. Nails are all over the fucking place, but presents rather elegantly despite the haphazard construction. I don’t know my woods (that’s what she said) but this one is pretty. Tensile strength is not guaranteed at all so display at your own risk. I had a small taxidermy bird sitting on this for several years and both seemed quite happy, as if they had just shit on command for their person, which we all know is the greatest feeling.
9.5"x4"x5"