Japanese Aquarium Diver
This little dude was made to just sit in your aquarium and absolutely chill with all your fishes. What a life, damn. Some paint loss, glued to a weird glass base, whatever, blah blah blah. Look at how melancholy this fucker is. An absolute Milhouse just trying to get through life. Dude is a deep sea diver, makes like $300k+ a year working maybe 4 months a year and is GOING THROUGH IT. Sure, he’s got a bit of a paunch but who doesn’t at age 42. What is his deal? He is not ok. 300m down and he’s just staring at the sea floor like all the mysteries of life are clear to him and he does not give a single fuck. Dead eyes. This is why I collect these, this Duder is an extra so lucky you. Is he an alien? Sure. Is he Marvin the Paranoid Android? Probably. Is he a working class dude who found a way to make bank without a degree doing something obscenely dangerous, yes for sure. Does he regret 41% of the decisions in his life, most likely from that posture. Put him on your shelf and remember everyday that every decision you make is of massive consequence and you too could end up at the bottom of the ocean surround by boundless beauty and still feel nothing other than the dark, cold vastness of the least explored part of our planet.
This little dude was made to just sit in your aquarium and absolutely chill with all your fishes. What a life, damn. Some paint loss, glued to a weird glass base, whatever, blah blah blah. Look at how melancholy this fucker is. An absolute Milhouse just trying to get through life. Dude is a deep sea diver, makes like $300k+ a year working maybe 4 months a year and is GOING THROUGH IT. Sure, he’s got a bit of a paunch but who doesn’t at age 42. What is his deal? He is not ok. 300m down and he’s just staring at the sea floor like all the mysteries of life are clear to him and he does not give a single fuck. Dead eyes. This is why I collect these, this Duder is an extra so lucky you. Is he an alien? Sure. Is he Marvin the Paranoid Android? Probably. Is he a working class dude who found a way to make bank without a degree doing something obscenely dangerous, yes for sure. Does he regret 41% of the decisions in his life, most likely from that posture. Put him on your shelf and remember everyday that every decision you make is of massive consequence and you too could end up at the bottom of the ocean surround by boundless beauty and still feel nothing other than the dark, cold vastness of the least explored part of our planet.
This little dude was made to just sit in your aquarium and absolutely chill with all your fishes. What a life, damn. Some paint loss, glued to a weird glass base, whatever, blah blah blah. Look at how melancholy this fucker is. An absolute Milhouse just trying to get through life. Dude is a deep sea diver, makes like $300k+ a year working maybe 4 months a year and is GOING THROUGH IT. Sure, he’s got a bit of a paunch but who doesn’t at age 42. What is his deal? He is not ok. 300m down and he’s just staring at the sea floor like all the mysteries of life are clear to him and he does not give a single fuck. Dead eyes. This is why I collect these, this Duder is an extra so lucky you. Is he an alien? Sure. Is he Marvin the Paranoid Android? Probably. Is he a working class dude who found a way to make bank without a degree doing something obscenely dangerous, yes for sure. Does he regret 41% of the decisions in his life, most likely from that posture. Put him on your shelf and remember everyday that every decision you make is of massive consequence and you too could end up at the bottom of the ocean surround by boundless beauty and still feel nothing other than the dark, cold vastness of the least explored part of our planet.