Crusty 1930s Rubber Wheels
The crustiest goddamn wheels the world has ever seen. I don’t know why the rubber from this time period does this. These are probably off of a Hubley motorcycle or something like that, 1930s or so. They don’t get crusty, they don’t get crazed, they get absolutely fucked. What godforsaken disease is this? Oh we laced our rubber with HPV and smallpox, good luck. This is the real reason you leave toys in the box, not the resale value, it's the wildly dangerous infectious diseases built into the wheels. You think lead in white paint pre-1940s is an issue? Go lick some rubber toys. If you survive, you are a demigod, congrats. You thought rabies was the only 100% fatal disease in humans, enter 1930S RUBBER HUBLEY MOTORCYCLE WHEELS. Shave a few bits off into an enemy’s drink and watch them choke and suffer and die and untraceable death. Man with the Golden Gun? More like, Dude with the Old Rubber Wheels. Good luck James Bond, you’re not gonna sass your way out of this one. Unless Vodka martinis are the one antivenin, in which case, sorry Ernst. You’ll have to Stavro your Blofeld elsewhere.
1.75"x1.75"x0.5"
The crustiest goddamn wheels the world has ever seen. I don’t know why the rubber from this time period does this. These are probably off of a Hubley motorcycle or something like that, 1930s or so. They don’t get crusty, they don’t get crazed, they get absolutely fucked. What godforsaken disease is this? Oh we laced our rubber with HPV and smallpox, good luck. This is the real reason you leave toys in the box, not the resale value, it's the wildly dangerous infectious diseases built into the wheels. You think lead in white paint pre-1940s is an issue? Go lick some rubber toys. If you survive, you are a demigod, congrats. You thought rabies was the only 100% fatal disease in humans, enter 1930S RUBBER HUBLEY MOTORCYCLE WHEELS. Shave a few bits off into an enemy’s drink and watch them choke and suffer and die and untraceable death. Man with the Golden Gun? More like, Dude with the Old Rubber Wheels. Good luck James Bond, you’re not gonna sass your way out of this one. Unless Vodka martinis are the one antivenin, in which case, sorry Ernst. You’ll have to Stavro your Blofeld elsewhere.
1.75"x1.75"x0.5"
The crustiest goddamn wheels the world has ever seen. I don’t know why the rubber from this time period does this. These are probably off of a Hubley motorcycle or something like that, 1930s or so. They don’t get crusty, they don’t get crazed, they get absolutely fucked. What godforsaken disease is this? Oh we laced our rubber with HPV and smallpox, good luck. This is the real reason you leave toys in the box, not the resale value, it's the wildly dangerous infectious diseases built into the wheels. You think lead in white paint pre-1940s is an issue? Go lick some rubber toys. If you survive, you are a demigod, congrats. You thought rabies was the only 100% fatal disease in humans, enter 1930S RUBBER HUBLEY MOTORCYCLE WHEELS. Shave a few bits off into an enemy’s drink and watch them choke and suffer and die and untraceable death. Man with the Golden Gun? More like, Dude with the Old Rubber Wheels. Good luck James Bond, you’re not gonna sass your way out of this one. Unless Vodka martinis are the one antivenin, in which case, sorry Ernst. You’ll have to Stavro your Blofeld elsewhere.
1.75"x1.75"x0.5"